Columbus is a Bed Intruder

We saw a few boats, with a big man and some other men on it. He had guns, swords, dogs, machetes, and battle axes. All that wondered our minds was why these strange people were coming to our lands. He invaded our land and claimed it saying it was his clearly it was not. He started demanding us to find him gold and threatening us if we didn’t. He would chop off our hands if we didn't have enough gold or none. He started taking our women away and raping them. Some of our people tried to escape but if they were caught they were either hung or burned to death. Eventually many of our people died so we made a army to fight back. We had no weapons but we were fighting for our people, but we were defeated. There wasn’t much we could do but wait for our deaths to arrive.