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Hi I am redneck Billy for redhead equipment. Are you tired of you old piece of crap your dad left you with to farm his land after he passed away? If so come on down to Redneck equipment. We have everything you need for the easiest harvest season. We carry grain carts from 1350 bushels or 2000 bushels starting from $45,000. We have new combines and old ones. We have green and red ones, even silver ones. Starting from $120,304. We have wheat-heart 13 inch PTO augers. If you don’t have a tractor we do. We have green and red, come on down. Don’t grain harvest? We have equipment for the livestock farmers. Tired of hauling square bales? We have bale shredders starting from $34,000. Have big 3round bales or huge square bales? Tired of using your tractor's bucket. We have hydraulic forks for your buckets starting from $10,000. So head down to Redneck Equipment. Its by the big bagel on Balefuller main street. Talk to Kenny tell him Billy sent yeah! **End banjo music**
*Soft Rock* Message to all farmers: Have a safe and plenty-full harvest!

The Ture Holleywood Story of . . . .

Along time age the taions where out in joying a nice day when all of a sudden they seen 3 big floating things in the water. Coming strait for there camp, they all wondered what they where and what was going on. after the big things had got to the waters edge. and they were very scared. the taions didn't know what to do so they all hid and waited for a bit. they finally seen people come off the very big floating thing. so the taions grabbed there Spears and greeted the unusual people.the the weird guy off the big thing and stuck a big flag in the ground and said i clam this land as mine. the taions were very confused because this was mother natures and they lived here so the guy could not take there land but he did. the new guy introduced him self as Christoffer Columbus. He told the taions why he had come and what he was doing. the taions where nice to this new person and his men. they helped the man live in the wild and tough him how to survive in the winter. Christoffer had been here a long time and when he went to go back the tell the people what he had found he started to order us and kill the ones who did not do what he said. he took some of are men, women and children back with him making them be his slaves. Christoffer and his men were gone for a long time but then he came back and this time he was not as nice he had guns and big dogs, he told us to do what he said some of us tried to escape into the mountains but he hunted them down and killed them. he made the taions be his slaves he sent us out to find him gold and if we could not find a certain amount back a certain time he woulds cut off are peoples hands. he was not a good guy anymore he killed us raped are women and children he stole are land. so we tried to fight back the his men were to strong and there was to many of them we could not do it. Christoffer took over us we would not stand up to him and end we lost the battle.

Columbus is Greedy

Once upon a time I was dancing and round the fire and three big boats pulled up and parked in our boat parking lot. So we went to go check it out and then this man stepped off with a big hat and a beard with a tall flag and he stabbed it into the ground and said i found this land, its mine now. Then when he finally noticed we were standing there he thought he had discovered us and we were his. The next day he kept asking us were our gold is and wanting us to find it for him so we dug it up and showed him then he told use he was going to borrow it. Then he asked if any of us wanted to come on a luscious trip with him to his other land so as many of us that we could fit on his boat they went. I got on board too, and it was the longest trip of our lives lots of us died but i was one of the few survivors. When we got to his home he strapped us in chains right away and we became slaves forever.